Whether you love them or hate them, the Kardashians came to the fore when Kim Kardashian’s fore, during and after play was published for all the world to see. So it’s no huge surprise that the family have cashed in on any and every avenue they can to keep themselves in the public eye. Especially when it comes to ‘private’ matters.
Last week, Khloe perhaps-not-so-Karashian installed a sex swing in her abode. We might perhaps approve except due to either bad installation or just her hulk of a man, NBA giant Lamar Odom, being too heavy for that jelly, it collapsed on their first use.
This week, it’s Mother and Karetaker of the Klan, Kris, who’s in the sexy spotlight as she starts pimping old lady lube. That comes in ‘packettes’. LOLZ.
“And it’s clinically proven to enhance sexual desire, arousal and satisfaction in 70% of women. This includes women of all ages and life stages, as well as women on certain types of medication who experience sexual difficulties. That’s important to me. So whether you are 30 or 50, on antidepressants or just stressed from everyday life, it can work for you.
Now, if you are reading this and thinking, “Okay Kris. Busy I can handle. Being over 50 (and fabulous!) I can handle. But what do I do if I’m bored to tears with my relationship?” Well, I’m going to give you the same answer…”
And in case you don’t know how to use it, here you go, a simple three step guide to application to lube:
++ Open a packette across the top, starting at one of the grooves on either side.
++ You or your partner gently massage the contents of one packette onto the clitoris, labia and outer areas of the vagina.
++ Within 3 to 5 minutes, you will begin to feel initial sensations — the Rush. These effects will peak at about 10 minutes and last up to 45 minutes.
So there you have it. Old people have sex too.
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