What’s more synonymous with sex than Rock and motherfuckin’ Roll? Not much. What’s more rock and roll than Rolling Stone? Nothing. Where in the world is considered to be sexier than Brazil? Nowhere (Google also agrees). So if you happen to be the Editor of the Brazilian edition of Rolling Stone, you will undoubtedly have much sexual swag under your belt. Say hello to the man in this enviable position: Paulo Terron. And here are his top five sexy time songs (and after that, some of the the mag’s nudier covers to boot):
MADONNA – Erotica
Straight to the point, Madonna isn’t very subtle here. But I guess that was the point, wasn’t it.
THE ROLLING STONES – Miss You
It worked for Jagger – do you remember ever reading about him being single?
PRINCE – Darling Nikki
Prince. Wow. Prince! Where are you meeting all these people? Certainly not at a Jehovah’s Witness meeting! (But maybe going from door to door?)
TLC – Diggin’ on You
You could go with the obvious Marvin Gaye or Barry White. But – regardless of music quality – those songs sound a little cheesy these days, after decades of overexposure. So here you go: a less obvious sexiness.
NINE INCH NAILS – Physical
Trent Reznor takes Adam & the Ants’ song and transforms it in something way more… Physical? It’s almost violent. God, I guess my ‘sexy songs’ are really dark, aren’t they?
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