I hooked a couple of girls maybe the best story is this chick I hooked from Birmingham. She was a black English girl which was pretty exiting for me as I haven’t has many dark girls before. So anyway the first night I got her we were walking back to my place along the beach stopping to hook up every now and then. Now, obviously me being me I was going straight for her box but she weren’t having a bar of it, so obviously I thought she must have been on her rags, which unfortunately was the case. Anyways we get back inside the security gate of my complex and she pulls me off the track and into garden/bushes. Anyways in no time she has dropped her handbag on the grass and mi cock is out and its getting rubbed likes it’s 1979. So she’s doing the business and I’m getting real close to climax and when the time comes she pops up and wanks me off hard into what we thought was the bushes or grass. Afterwards we both clean ourselves up and she goes down to pick her handbag up to leave and you wouldn’t believe it, my whole load is all over bag, and not just a spot, the whole fucken’ load, it was wild. Now she was pissed off enough as it was, until I realised this was a D&G handbag, and not a fake, 760 pounds of real D&G with a brand new design on it from yours truly. How I managed to fuck her once she was off her rags is beyond me but it happened and it went a lot more smoothly.
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