Sex Tape
This happened a couple of months ago…

First time anal sex with my (then) girlfriend, feels good until i feel something on me while inside of her. I pulled out and wrapped around my penis was a tape worm. In shock I began pulling the rest of it out of her anus, she quickly notices, starts to scream and cry and runs out of the house carrying with her my bed sheets.

Never heard from her again.

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